Happy Graduation! I'd tell you to follow your dreams, but I know you just want a nap. ðī
Congrats! Now you're smart and unemployed! ðžðŦ
Happy Graduation! The tassel was worth the hassle! (Was it though?) ðĪ
Congrats! You have a piece of paper that says you're smart! ð
Happy Graduation! Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it! ð
To the grad: I'm just here for the free food. Congrats! ð
Congrats on getting through the easy part of life! ðķ
Happy Graduation! Your student loans called, they miss you. ðļ
Congrats! You are now qualified to worry about the future! ðŪ
Happy Graduation! C's get degrees too, right? ð
To the grad: Good luck finding a job that requires Pythagorean theorem. ð
Congrats! I can't believe they let you graduate. Just kidding! ð
Happy Graduation! Hats off to you! (Now pick it up). ð
Congrats! You finished! Now what? ðĪ·
Happy Graduation! Don't trip on the stage! ð
To the grad: You're done! Now get a job. Love, Dad. ðĻ
Happy Graduation! At least you don't have to write essays anymore! ð
Congrats! You're hot by one degree! ðĄïļ
Happy Graduation! Let's drink responsibly... later. ðš
You did it! I'm shocked! ðē