Happy New Year! My resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow. ð
May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! Happy New Year! âąïļ
Happy New Year! I'm only here for the champagne. ðū
New Year, New Me... just kidding, I'm still the same mess. ð
Happy New Year! Let's eat, drink, and regret it in the morning! ððš
I would lose weight for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing. Happy New Year! ð
Happy New Year! Remember to stay up until midnight to make sure the old year leaves! ð
My resolution is to be more awesome than last year. (It's going to be hard). ð
Happy New Year! Let's make some bad decisions! ð
I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person. Happy New Year! ð
Happy New Year! May your hair and your teeth and your face-lift not fall out! ðī
Happy New Year! 365 new days, 365 new excuses. ð
I promise to not spend all my money this year... starting now. Oops, too late. ðļ
Happy New Year! Let's get drunk and tell the truth! ð·
Happy New Year! Try not to get arrested! ð
New Year's Resolution: 1920x1080. Happy New Year! ðĨïļ
Happy New Year! Let's pretend we like everyone! ð
Happy New Year! Don't ask me about my resolutions. ðĪ
Happy New Year! Who needs a gym membership when you can run from your problems? ð
Happy New Year! Blah blah blah. Drink! ðŧ