Happy Wedding Day! Run! It's not too late! Just kidding, congrats! ðââïļðĻ
Congratulations! You are now officially stuck with each other. Good luck! ðð
Happy Wedding Day! I'm just here for the cake and the open bar. ð°ð·
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband. Congrats! ð
Happy Wedding Day! Thanks for the free food and booze! You guys are the best. ððš
Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. âĪïļðĒ
Happy Wedding Day! Don't worry, you still have time to annul this! (Joking!) ð
To the groom: You're a lucky man. She's way out of your league! ð
Happy Wedding Day! Welcome to the world of sharing a bathroom forever. ð―
Congratulations! May your life be as long and happy as it takes you to pay off this wedding! ðļ
Happy Wedding Day! Marriage: The end of freedom, the beginning of... well, asking for permission. âïļð
Congrats on getting hitched! Try not to kill each other! ðŠâĪïļ
Happy Wedding Day! 90% of being married is just shouting 'What?' from other rooms. Get ready! ðĢïļ
Congratulations! I give it six months... just kidding! Forever! âģð
Happy Wedding Day! Remember, never laugh at your partner's choices. You are one of them! ðð
To the bride: Blink twice if you need rescuing! ð
Happy Wedding Day! May your kids be as well-behaved as you were (so, good luck with that). ð
Congratulations! Now you have someone to blame for everything! ðð§
Happy Wedding Day! Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener! ðïļ
Cheers! Let's drink until we forget how much this cost! ðĨðļ